First of all the “we” is a ‘me’, and there’s only one of me. My name is Monique. Just Monique. Kind of like Madonna, only with more clothes. Most of the time anyway.
Consulting. Hence the word “consulting” in the name. Duh.
Pretty much anything. Although computers and cyber security cover over 90% of what I do. I am trained and proficient in five programming languages, have all my network certifications and can bake an apple pie that will make you forget Grandma ever existed. If it involves computers I can do it. More often than not, store bought programs are not the most efficient way in meeting your computing needs. So let me write a better one for you. I have written code for over 125 custom applications that have saved my clients millions of dollars in program costs and labor. And that is after my fee. Pie not included.
I meet a diverse set of needs for a wide spectrum of clients. Most of my non computer consulting can be summed up in one sentence: At your behest, I will convince third parties that their course of action is not in their best interests. My background and skill set uniquely qualifies me to perform this function in a variety of ways with a wide range of means. At my discretion. A girl has to do what a girl has to do.
I have designed and implemented over 55 network security and firewall plans, ranging from Fortune 500 companies to companies with a single computer. A company can obtain and implement all the SSAE certifications they want, but as Target recently found out, any network can be breached. Trust me, I know. Don’t ask me how I know. But the fact that I do know, means your network is vulnerable. Every network has holes. Sometimes it’s best to eliminate them. Other times, it’s best to leave them open. You can catch more flies with honey than with salt. I love being the honey.
You haven’t been paying attention. I don’t cost, I save. Increased efficiency, less employees and a more secure network always save, and usually more than money. Sometimes even your ass. Throw in the other type of “consulting” I do and I only have one question. Why are you still reading this? Call me!! Now!!
There is only one way you find the answer to that question. Hire Me!!!!!!
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